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Keaton Patti
@KeatonPatti
Keaton Patti is a writer and comedian living in New York City.
Articles By Keaton Patti
Sawfull
Keaton Patti
IT'S JUST THE NORMAL WHALE NOISES IN HERE!
Published on
Nov 15, 2018 12:00PM EST
Alvin and the Chipmunks: Slam Munk
Keaton Patti
GIVE US TWO WEEKS AND WE'LL BEAT YOU AT BASKETBALL
Published on
Jul 17, 2018 5:00PM EDT