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Once more, he was hiding under an old cinema seat, like feral chewing gum.

He did not react when I placed the food right in front of him, hence I had to throw it at him so that he would quickly eat the bits one by one.

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The span of America between DC and New York is so strange to me and I can’t figure out how to articulate the feeling.

It feels like a developer aimed to fit maybe just one more Holiday Inn amongst a row of already cramped budget hotels for a stretch of 225 miles.

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Los Angeles Writer Shocks Supermarket Patrons With Nipples.

I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”

I told her we looked dumb as hell.

But deep down, I was so happy I could’ve exploded.

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Oakland Man Ponders Apple

I parked my bike, and with my foot, I gently nudged the apple so that it rolled down to the gutter, where it would be safe from cars.

A writer, textile artist, and filmmaker walked into the kitchen.

There isn’t a punchline, it’s simply what happened.

Sydney in winter is a strange affair.

Everything feels dog-eared, on pause.

Copywriter Ponders Light Fixture.

I tried to calculate the amount of time required to reinstall a wobbly light fixture.