Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis has written five books. He won two Emmys for his work on the TV show Adventure Time. During a period of light employment, he spoke into a digital recorder whenever the mood struck him and transcribed the results, accumulating the two thousand pages from which this column has been extracted. Please begin at the beginning for the optimum experience.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

What am I, the Princess and the Pea?

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

I didn’t [stifled laugh] take a picture. Jesus! I’m not that far gone.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Something squatting like a toad? Maybe death. Anyway, these guys were doin’ that.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

The, the people who have wandered the world, and they’re not part of the glitzy high life of Macau.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Late that night he… put on that fur jockstrap—and you know, I’m just as happy that I wasn’t there.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Luminous mushrooms… phantoms!

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

And I thought, how do you take a shower without getting water in your eye?

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

She also has love potions for sale and all her work is guaranteed.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Extra planky goodness. And… yeah, they rushed us in… they were a hot spot.