Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis has written five books. He won two Emmys for his work on the TV show Adventure Time. During a period of light employment, he spoke into a digital recorder whenever the mood struck him and transcribed the results, accumulating the two thousand pages from which this column has been extracted.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Extra planky goodness. And… yeah, they rushed us in… they were a hot spot.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

I wanna know what’s goin’ on in your head, Anne Brontë!

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

They’re not used to being told no, and it startles them and makes them think.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

People are in the mood for candy.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

So you wanna have more than one pie. So Anastasia spent all day long baking pies. And just the effort!

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Is a visitor like an angel?

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

How many people have died over the years? “We’d be surrounded by ghosts!”

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

She really wasn’t going to let me off the hook.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Darrell comes from chicken money. His… father was a noted chicken magnate.