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Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis has written five books. He won two Emmys for his work on the TV show Adventure Time. During a period of light employment, he spoke into a digital recorder whenever the mood struck him and transcribed the results, accumulating the two thousand pages from which this column has been extracted.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

It turned out… yes! It was a Chekhovian power pole.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

“A big rat jumped plop into the scum.” Is that a quotation from James Joyce?

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

So! Plague to plague. Skipping merrily from plague to plague.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

There’s a lot of bad stuff goin’ on! It’s 1665, the plague is comin’ to town.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Which, I, I don’t recall being a feature of the original cross.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

And Mom said, “She might’ve made some money that way.”

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

It’s just gone. There’s a… a hill of dirt. Where it used to be.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

It’s not a place anybody’s gonna stop… except for perhaps a miscreant!

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

I just heard a radio commercial for Easter egg dye for ten cents!