Articles By Jack Pendarvis

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

Ishmael would’ve gone to see that Martin Scorsese movie 'Silence' and thought, “Hey! What’s the big deal?”

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

Four feet tall, lived in a cave… Quaker… vegetarian.

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

“Just take a look at Captain Ahab before you decide, because I’m talkin’ about a guy whose leg was bitten off.”

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

And it’s like, “Mm, I’m gonna get some chowder now.” And the title of the chapter is “Chowder.”

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

He… uh… turns her into what is inevitably called “nut-brown” from the sun, and all her problems also vanish.

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

"... if God had meant to say ‘whale,’ he would have said ‘whale!’"

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

Do you think he’s rude because he uses his harpoon to reach across the table and stab a beefsteak?

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

Deeply intimate. Bridal. Conjugal. Linked. A marriage. Explicitly!

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

“Here I am in my raggedy hat and my… boots with the holes in it, and I can’t afford a frickin’… hamburger!"