Articles By Jack Pendarvis
Once I worked with a baby chimp. Back in the nineties. Never mind why.
What am I, the Princess and the Pea?
I didn’t [stifled laugh] take a picture. Jesus! I’m not that far gone.
Something squatting like a toad? Maybe death. Anyway, these guys were doin’ that.
The, the people who have wandered the world, and they’re not part of the glitzy high life of Macau.
Late that night he… put on that fur jockstrap—and you know, I’m just as happy that I wasn’t there.
Luminous mushrooms… phantoms!
And I thought, how do you take a shower without getting water in your eye?
She also has love potions for sale and all her work is guaranteed.