Articles By Jack Pendarvis
So... watch out for the whale-line.
The sea will crush your boat without thinking twice
“I want my body to be brought out at meetings, and put it at the head of the table in a glass case, and it’ll be like I’m… there.”
But the boat kinda tips over and guess what?
"‘Heave ho, you varlets!’ Or whatever.”
“Blah blah blah, whale. Blah blah, boat, hole, swordfish."
These long-bearded weirdos wouldn’t even say anything!
They go toward the mysterious, misty spout… of ectoplasm.
‘This seems like a big joke, and the joke’s on me.’