Eli Valley is Not Sorry

"When you’re in such a warped mindset, it’s natural you’re going to call a piece of Jewish art antisemitic."

’90s Kid

Blow jobs are for boys and nose jobs are for girls.

100 Year-Old Wisdom

Drink about this much vodka every day, any time you like

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At a stoplight I saw a man in a suit holding a “Jesus Saves” sign

I bounce my knee when I get nervous or anxious, so I did that for a while underneath my desk.