Articles By Brennan Kilbane

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I can conservatively estimate that I own 6,000 different items of activewear, and only four of them—comprising two full outfits—are nice to look at.

One is a neon set that makes me look like a beautiful Olympian; the other involves a pair of short shorts that cut my thighs in the ideal way.

She had chestnut curls and wore a necklace of skulls and an open-back tee that fit her like a loincloth.

She may have been a Free People model, but I was too emotionally downtrodden to deliver compliments.