Articles By Christopher Chang
A good chunk of people ask in earnest if the museum is broadcasting the game. I hate everyone so much.
I thought about ding-dong-ditching and realized how poorly that could go because I’m not much of a runner.
We’ve all sort of devolved into snickering preteens, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
But deep down, I was so happy I could’ve exploded.
Basically, I have a giant stick up my ass.