Join Popula's Kickstarter Subscription Drive: Ending Soon!!

Articles By Christopher Chang

Me Today Primary category in which blog post is published

I tweeted about how I’d rather be parched than interacting with people

I thought about ding-dong-ditching and realized how poorly that could go because I’m not much of a runner.

Me Today Primary category in which blog post is published

Everyone’s birthday cake is adorned with candles showing them to be turning 69 years of age

We’ve all sort of devolved into snickering preteens, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

I told her we looked dumb as hell.

But deep down, I was so happy I could’ve exploded.

Chang says: No Shower For Me

Basically, I have a giant stick up my ass.