Articles By Rosa Lyster

Happy Birthday Flaubert

You seem like the kind of person who would know in a heartbeat, in real time, whether or not you had been insulted, and to what precise degree.

Happy Birthday Sheng Shicai

You are a Chinese warlord.

Consider the voicenote

Conversation is one of the great pleasures of life, obviously, and we would all die without it, but sometimes a person just needs to say something without interruption.

Happy Birthday “Anarchy in the UK”

One book and one film have confirmed my suspicions that no one really liked The Sex Pistols.

November 12 Birthdays “In General”

You are all very famous, and very determined, and in one way or another, notorious for keeping an eye on the prize.

The German School Bazaar

There is no one like a tired parent for seizing the opportunity to get absolutely fucked up in record time.

Happy Birthday Guy Fawkes

I hate that it’s not even Guy Fawkes’s actual birthday today, but rather the anniversary of the exposure of “the Gunpowder plot.”

Everyone who is 30 has terrible heartburn

I know this is true because I have it, and so does my friend.