cape town
February is break-up season in Cape Town
I was so sad once in February I drove with the handbrake on for the whole day.
Notes on Snorkeling
I thought the word “snorkel” to myself, over and over, and undertook a very limited exploration of every opinion I’d ever had on the subject.
We are talking about just the normal types of tourists here
Just a normal type of Christine Lagarde-looking older German lady tourist with a big fucking green beaded necklace and some spectacles with red frames standing right in the doorway of a bad restaurant on Long Street.
The German School Bazaar
There is no one like a tired parent for seizing the opportunity to get absolutely fucked up in record time.
Everyone who is 30 has terrible heartburn
I know this is true because I have it, and so does my friend.
In the next few months someone will likely die on Table Mountain
Table Mountain's steep footpaths are open to anybody willing to take them.
