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Everyone’s birthday cake is adorned with candles showing them to be turning 69 years of age
We’ve all sort of devolved into snickering preteens, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.
I told her we looked dumb as hell.
But deep down, I was so happy I could’ve exploded.
Chang says: No Shower For Me
Basically, I have a giant stick up my ass.