Buy a fridge magnet featuring the blood-thirsty, garlic-fearing vampire of the Carpathians
"They think I’m wearing perfume. It’s just how I smell because I’m holy.”
“Well, let me at least mention the kind of floor I dance on in whatever country I come from.”
The 1,600 military amputees since 2001 whose vehicles were so easily targeted with IEDs are not play-acting.
Death and surrender to power in the clothing of men.