ME TODAY

ME TODAY: A garden centre, an abandoned farmhouse, an empty field

a procession of beautifully unremarkable things

ME TODAY: I headed to get the flu vaccine with a spring in my step

I put a bottle of champagne in the refrigerator

ME TODAY: Leftover pineapple buns and coconut tarts waited to be taken away

I bought one of each for tomorrow's breakfast

After returning Dexter home, I headed out for the daily shop

I walked up the stairs weightlifting two full big bags of shopping.

“Thank you for calling,” I replied, over and over.

The senators, unceremoniously referred to as “The Boss” in most offices, might or might not receive the message.