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Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

The sea will crush your boat without thinking twice

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

But the boat kinda tips over and guess what?

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

And, uh, you know what sailors do when they get upset. It’s not pretty.

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

“He’s got so many frickin’ leftover harpoons in him, he looks like a pin cushion.”

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

"Oh, Ahab! You’re so shaggy. You’re just an old, shaggy Nantucket… geezer."

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

"That’s right. I’m Ahab, motherfuckers.’”

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

“Here I am in my raggedy hat and my… boots with the holes in it, and I can’t afford a frickin’… hamburger!"

Jack Pendarvis’s Moby-Dick

"Hey! Everybody. I’m tellin’ you a story."