Do you think he’s rude because he uses his harpoon to reach across the table and stab a beefsteak?
“Here I am in my raggedy hat and my… boots with the holes in it, and I can’t afford a frickin’… hamburger!"
"Hey! Everybody. I’m tellin’ you a story."
By Great Owywiewi's beard, we're doomed!
You seem like the kind of person who would know in a heartbeat, in real time, whether or not you had been insulted, and to what precise degree.
Emily’s red dress overlaying my jeans and T-shirt, my short neck where her slender one would be.
The artist of special gifts who is also a “hideous man” is a deeply valuable source of information for a society seeking to better itself.
Joan Didion, First Lady of Neoliberalism
The laundry takes a while so I start quitting Facebook and Twitter during the spin cycle.