Los Angeles

After the Fall

The only one there unconcerned was our dog.

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The Red Needle

How to drink in the desert.

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I want to own Jessica Lange’s sweatpants

It is unsatisfying but also deeply satisfying to have everything tied up neatly.

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Everyone’s birthday cake is adorned with candles showing them to be turning 69 years of age

We’ve all sort of devolved into snickering preteens, and I wouldn’t have it any other way.

The Most Savage Birth Money Can Buy

The seemingly blasé chimp reached down and pulled her own baby out while the dad chimp paced.

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Los Angeles Writer Shocks Supermarket Patrons With Nipples.

I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”

I told her we looked dumb as hell.

But deep down, I was so happy I could’ve exploded.

Chang says: No Shower For Me

Basically, I have a giant stick up my ass.

RIP Jonathan Gold

Crisp.