Ishmael would’ve gone to see that Martin Scorsese movie 'Silence' and thought, “Hey! What’s the big deal?”
Four feet tall, lived in a cave… Quaker… vegetarian.
“Just take a look at Captain Ahab before you decide, because I’m talkin’ about a guy whose leg was bitten off.”
He… uh… turns her into what is inevitably called “nut-brown” from the sun, and all her problems also vanish.
Do you think he’s rude because he uses his harpoon to reach across the table and stab a beefsteak?
“Here I am in my raggedy hat and my… boots with the holes in it, and I can’t afford a frickin’… hamburger!"
"Hey! Everybody. I’m tellin’ you a story."
“What are you talking about, I love NPR so much, I wish I could eat it and bathe in it and take it to Tanglewood to see Stephen Stills and Judy Collins.”
People are in the mood for candy.