Should Chinese scholars panda panda lifespan?
"That is honestly how I gauge how likely it is that someone is real or not, is whether my stepdad would say that."
Re: Column about Twitter being the editor of the New Yorker
The laundry takes a while so I start quitting Facebook and Twitter during the spin cycle.
I committed a venial sin and checked my phone in church, only to see an email that stressed me out, which was obviously God telling me not to check my phone in church.
Eventually mom and I left (before church was over, there’s only so much we can take).