Eliza Emily Campbell

All I have to eat is flour, sugar, pomegranate molasses, hot sauce, and a jar of peppers.

I know that this is exactly what the big money guys who marketed this product to me wanted me to feel.

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Writers! Please Learn What a Rodent Is!

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An appropriately ambiguous symbol of future agriculture.

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