California

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Citrus Season

I left my apartment in the morning with two oranges in my coat pockets.

A Very Lost Coast Birthday

They seemed to have an instant rapport which could be explained by blood or just not explained at all.

Smoke and Mirrors

California is the world, and we don’t have any illusions left.

The Two Greens, Part I

The economy, the environment, John Maynard Keynes, and why we’re never gonna get a sweet train, sorry.

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I tweeted about how I’d rather be parched than interacting with people

I thought about ding-dong-ditching and realized how poorly that could go because I’m not much of a runner.

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The Red Needle

How to drink in the desert.

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Merle is a popular dog

Her short snout and desperate gaze make her abnormally irresistible to humans.

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Some growing pains are unavoidable.

But I was proud no child killed a bunny by accident this field day.

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Los Angeles Writer Shocks Supermarket Patrons With Nipples.

I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”