I can tell you all the things that are going to happen today and the order in which they’re going to happen.
It felt like a rite of passage to have a story about being chased by dogs
His feet were dancing to “Killer Queen,” which was playing overhead, so I knew he must be a good guy.
We had lunch at a very serene Japanese restaurant that makes fresh tofu, which is all I ever want.
I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”
I parked my bike, and with my foot, I gently nudged the apple so that it rolled down to the gutter, where it would be safe from cars.
You know what they say about good fences.
Who knows if some… fanciful [laughter] uh, backwoodsman of yore was peeping through his tattered curtains?