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We live in a soft house
I can tell you all the things that are going to happen today and the order in which they’re going to happen.
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There was a cute boy working on his laptop just above the horizon of said latte
His feet were dancing to “Killer Queen,” which was playing overhead, so I knew he must be a good guy.
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I wrote rejections until lunch.
We had lunch at a very serene Japanese restaurant that makes fresh tofu, which is all I ever want.
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Los Angeles Writer Shocks Supermarket Patrons With Nipples.
I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”
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Oakland Man Ponders Apple
I parked my bike, and with my foot, I gently nudged the apple so that it rolled down to the gutter, where it would be safe from cars.
Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself
Who knows if some… fanciful [laughter] uh, backwoodsman of yore was peeping through his tattered curtains?
