dogs

We live in a soft house

I can tell you all the things that are going to happen today and the order in which they’re going to happen.

Mbwa Kali

It felt like a rite of passage to have a story about being chased by dogs

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There was a cute boy working on his laptop just above the horizon of said latte

His feet were dancing to “Killer Queen,” which was playing overhead, so I knew he must be a good guy.

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I wrote rejections until lunch.

We had lunch at a very serene Japanese restaurant that makes fresh tofu, which is all I ever want.

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Los Angeles Writer Shocks Supermarket Patrons With Nipples.

I keep my headphones on the entire time, which makes me “that asshole.”

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Oakland Man Ponders Apple

I parked my bike, and with my foot, I gently nudged the apple so that it rolled down to the gutter, where it would be safe from cars.

Dog Neighbor

You know what they say about good fences.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Who knows if some… fanciful [laughter] uh, backwoodsman of yore was peeping through his tattered curtains?