movies

“Booksmart,” a High School Movie for Biden Voters

Why has this movie been so warmly received?

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We went to the party anyway, which had mini chocolate cakes for everyone

A couple had sex in one of the screening rooms, which I thought sounded cool and B said was “pathetic.”

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I had four more mangoes

I figured that if I ate one after every half hour, they would last me the film's entire two-hour duration. Quick maths.

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Trick-or-treaters interrupted the vegetable prep I was doing for a tofu stir fry

When I opened the door, a shy girl dressed as Angelica from Pirates of the Caribbean couldn’t muster up the courage to say anything.

End of Story

It’s a movie not a choose your own adventure

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Something squatting like a toad? Maybe death. Anyway, these guys were doin’ that.

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

Late that night he… put on that fur jockstrap—and you know, I’m just as happy that I wasn’t there.