This is a dig against me, not the book
Merle loves to stare at people. She is very old.
Me, marooned on Sex Life in Ancient Rome Face Island.
Happy Birthday, Nabokov
I imagine you sitting in your well-appointed study, playing chess and breaking Shostakovich records over your knee.
Happy Birthday, Richard Hatch
You taught me about America. Thanks guys!
Who Are Nerds
Rosa Lyster has often replied “How much I hate nerds” in response to the question “What are you thinking about?”
Finding Johannesburg. Losing Johannesburg.
Losing Myself and Finding Johannesburg. And so on.
Happy Birthday, Rupert Murdoch
You are a sinister person who has done a number of truly disgraceful things. You are also boring.
Happy Birthday, Patsy Kensit
If it were up to me it would just be you on the cover of Hello, always, in your tutu and Hunter wellies, doing fine.
February is break-up season in Cape Town
I was so sad once in February I drove with the handbrake on for the whole day.