birthdays

Happy Birthday, Nabokov

• Rosa Lyster

I imagine you sitting in your well-appointed study, playing chess and breaking Shostakovich records over your knee.

Published on Apr 22, 2019 2:00PM EDT

Happy Birthday, Jeb!

• Rosa Lyster

I have been laughing at the thought of Donald Trump calling you Low Energy Jeb for like three and a bit years now, and I do not foresee a future in which I will be able to stop.

Published on Feb 11, 2019 2:00PM EST

Happy Birthday Natalie Imbruglia

• Rosa Lyster

Like all Australian celebrities, you began your ascent to the Everest of stardom from the base camp known as Neighbours.

Published on Feb 4, 2019 2:00PM EST

Happy Birthday, Jeremy Renner and Nicolas Cage

• Rosa Lyster

People struggle to be neutral about either of you.

Published on Jan 7, 2019 3:00PM EST

Happy Birthday Giovanni Ribisi

• Rosa Lyster

I have no strong feelings about you though, other than “oddly disappointed that he is a Scientologist.”

Published on Dec 17, 2018 2:00PM EST

Jack Pendarvis Talks to Himself

• Jack Pendarvis

People are in the mood for candy.

Published on Nov 22, 2018 1:47AM EST