I imagine you sitting in your well-appointed study, playing chess and breaking Shostakovich records over your knee.
I have been laughing at the thought of Donald Trump calling you Low Energy Jeb for like three and a bit years now, and I do not foresee a future in which I will be able to stop.
Like all Australian celebrities, you began your ascent to the Everest of stardom from the base camp known as Neighbours.
People struggle to be neutral about either of you.
I have no strong feelings about you though, other than “oddly disappointed that he is a Scientologist.”
People are in the mood for candy.