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The Ambien Diaries

The first thing I always notice, after the mild cottonmouth that serves as the universal announcement of a chemical taking effect on the body, is that I’m not alone.

The Dumbest Interview Question in History

offered without comment

ME TODAY: Our nemesis, the bugle, sounded again

Serving the Fatherland in the National Youth Service Corps

Infinite Combinations of Instant Zombie Food

crazy delicious